Ok we have sorted out a new room - only $5 a night. That's more like it I say! Paul says things like does it have a power outlet? Or does it have hot water? Does it have a fan?
Bah! It has this view and that is all that's important.
It also has a massive communal area with hammocks and couches and a dvd library - these things are important too.
Here is the view from our first hotel room...
...if Paul holds my ankles while I hang out the window and zoom in all the way to avoid the wall of the building opposite and the unusually large carpark.
Here is a monkey.
Here is our amazingly expensive breakfast in some sort of beautifully furnished air-conditioned cafe with free wi-fi.
For all of $4 we only get tea or coffee, orange juice, crepes, croissants, jam, butter and honey and free internet. What a rip. For those of you in the area La Croisette is the name.